Socialists and Equality

Justin Schwartz jkschw at hotmail.com
Wed Apr 24 06:42:08 PDT 2002


It's an old Brit red joke at the expense of the Communists. I heard itw ith big cigars, fast cars, and blondes rather than strawberries and cream:

Hyde Park soapbox speaker:

"Come the Revolution, everyone will smoke big cigars! Come the Revo, everyone will drive around in fast black cars! Come the Revo, everyone will havea blonde by his side!"

AUdience member: "But what if I don't want to drive around in a fast black car smoking a cigar with a blonde by my side? I'm a married man. To a brunette. I don't smoke and I always take the 'bus."

Speaker:

"Come the Revo, you'll do as you're told!"

--jks


>From: "pms" <laflame at aaahawk.com>
>Reply-To: lbo-talk at lists.panix.com
>To: <lbo-talk at lists.panix.com>
>Subject: Re: Socialists and Equality
>Date: Wed, 24 Apr 2002 01:59:16 -0400
>
>Comes the Revolution, Everyone will have strawberries and cream."
>"But I don't like strawberries and cream."
>"Comes the Revolution, EVERYBODY will love strawberries and cream."
>
>Carrol
>
>Ok elitist, how about some context here? Be generous to the poles and
>rubes
>old man. I'm tryin' ta git me some edgeacation here.
>

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