Kirsten came up with these two gems recently; here's a teaser from the 2nd one:
> For the first three quarters of 2001, the one hundred companies that
> make up the NASDAQ 100 reported $82.3 billion in combined losses to
> the Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC). For the same period,
> these companies reported $19.1 billion in combined profits to
> shareholders via headline, "pro forma" earnings reports-a difference
> of $101.4 billion or over $1 billion per company.
/jordan