>Date: 7 Feb 2002 18:32:53 -0000
>From: "Mrs. Betty Bowers" <Americas_Best_Christian at lb.bcentral.com>
>Subject: Greetings From the National Prayer Breakfast
>
>Dear Saved True Christians & People Going Straight To Hell:
>
>Well, I have just returned from the National Prayer Breakfast with God's
>Own Party's President Bush. The food was absolutely dreadful, but bacon
>was pointedly served to remind unsaved Jews who is running the show in
>this godly land.
>
>My assistant and personal shopper Miss Anne Thrope was with me and she
>managed to transcribe the proceedings in the margins of an otherwise
>useless Koran we found on the table. Her transcription is unabridged
>except for some amusing, but off-the-record, remarks I made out of
>Christian concern to the First Lady about some of Pentecostal fabrics at
>the less desirable tables in the back. The Prayer Breakfast was
>mercifully cut short when the room had to be cleared to search for
>"snappy" and "striker," which had both made their way to the podium when
>an Appalachian snake handler left his table to get another English muffin.
>
>You can read Anne's transcript of the Prayer Breakfast here:
>
>http://www.bettybowers.com/prayer.html
>
>Also, since my last newsletter, I have First Lady Laura Bush's
>surprisingly candid remarks about the new budget and the traitors who
>would dare to quibble about the Arthur Andersen-sanctioned accounting
>methods used therein:
>
>http://www.bettybowers.com/lauraspeechbudget.html
>
>So close to Jesus, He lists me on forms that call for a "contact in case
>of emergency" (as His Father has forsaken Him before),
>
>Mrs. Betty Bowers, America Best Christian
>
>A woman known throughout Christendom for her joie d'après vivre
>
>
>HELP KEEP ANNOYING TRASH OUT OF HEAVEN!
>
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