fwd from another list:
OK, a quick explanation of how this all happened. As you might know, I do a ton of research for my documentary and other such historical projects, and I end up tracking stuff like crazy. I also have a weak spot for finding the truth behind a reported event. Someone mentioned in a chat channel that they'd gotten mail claiming that there was a Japanese game show that featured women crushing aluminum cans between their breasts. Ten minutes later, I found the real story.
In 1997, a cult actor named Beat Takeshi (kind of the David Letterman AND Jackie Chan of Japan) had a TV show (one of many he's done) called "Super Jockey", which was essentially a big crazy T&A show (think Jerry Springer without the violence) and the can-crushing-breasts segment was played along with many, many others. (I found one set of sequences where he's found a big-breasted model and, to the joy of whoever's watching, he's happily squeezing these unusually large breasts for no obvious apparent reason).
So mystery solved. But while trying to find vidcaps of that exact sequence, I found a page for an actress who had been on "Super Jockey", which led me to AV IDOLS, a Japanese page which is basically a big Japanese Porn DVD/VHS catalog, but within the context of being for fans of specific fans.
So why am I sending this stupid way-faring porn-laden mail out to my friends? Well, because this page lists the titles of all the movies these idols have been in, and to say the titles translate as hilarious is an understatement. So, here you go, my favorite 16 Japanese Porn titles, with URLs so you don't think I'm kidding:
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KISS THE SECRETARY'S DELTA http://xxx.kuki.co.jp/atlas21/VINFO/9702/AT7A023.HTM
She has a sweet voice!
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THE SOUTH POLE NUMBER 2: THE STRUGGLE FOR EXISTENCE http://xxx.kuki.co.jp/kuki/VINFO/9804/KUKT293.HTM
The biggest orgy is here.
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YOUNG WIFE - DANGEROUS LOCKED ROOM http://xxx.kuki.co.jp/alice/VINFO/9810/ALKR9084.HTM
Young wife Asuka does the Model for the artist. The guy holds her up and opens her leg. Asuka can't do anything about it. Finger, tongue, penus everything start moving like a piston.
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F-CUP LADY NEXT DOOR http://xxx.kuki.co.jp/bigm/VINFO/9906/BISBM38.HTM
The twin brothers are horny for their huge-breasted girl, Rie, who lives nextdoor. Rie dates the older twin brother, Taka who introduced her to abnormal sex. The younger twin, Masato who watches them can no longer stand it, kills Taka, and makes Rie his own.
(Besides the description, it's also helpful to know this is part of a series, ranging from at least "D-Cup Lady Next Door" to "H-Cup Lady Next Door".
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EROTIC BREASTQUAKE 99G: BREASTS IN MOTION http://xxx.kuki.co.jp/bigm/VINFO/9904/BISBM34.HTM
Mari'a erotic breasts are shaking for joy! She has never had an orgasm by having sex. In order to fulfill her wish, she goes out for a street boyhunt and tries sexual massage parlor.
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SUPER EJACULATION MAX: SEXY FEMALE TEACHER VERSION http://xxx.kuki.co.jp/bigm/VINFO/9908/BID356.HTM
A female teacher seduces her students with her sexy body. Seven girls, including Chisato Ozawa show off their nasty side. Female teachers forget reality and turn into sex monsters.
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GET THEM!! CAMPAIGN GIRLS http://xxx.kuki.co.jp/bigm/VINFO/9903/BID321.HTM
Haven't you ever wished to have sex with those pretty campaign girls? We convinced them to appear on AV. Real Campaign Girls are hot and sexy. We found a girl on the street and she happened to be that famous campaign girl! We forced her to come to the studio and ripped off her clothes. Once the male actor inserts his penis into her body, she gets unbelievably wild!!
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NICE TO MEET YOU, MILK COLORED LOVE http://xxx.kuki.co.jp/kuki/VINFO/9802/KUJF470.HTM
Kyoko wiggles with her first vibrator. Everytime radio control vibrator is switched on she almost climaxes. Bondage, 3P and fuck! Look at the woman's power.
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MY CLASSMATE IS A YOUNG HOUSEWIFE http://xxx.kuki.co.jp/atlas21/VINFO/9803/AT8A031.HTM
Aya plays a young housewife this time. Even though she has a nice husband, she has sex with classmates. Her erogenous zone is her nipples.
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UNFORBIDDEN VENUS RAPE AND OUTDOOR FUCK http://xxx.kuki.co.jp/KUKI/VINFO/9811/KUKT336.HTM
This is you've always waiting for !! This is Yaya's special selection part 2 !! This time she is really hard !!
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FUKA SAKURAI FEMALE MOLESTER PLAN http://xxx.kuki.co.jp/kuki/VINFO/9907/KUJF552.HTM
She is still shy when took photo, but we hypnosis Fuka try to brow out her secret desire. It really worked and she get very, very honry!! We suppresed!!
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ILLEGAL TITS VIOLATION 5 http://xxx.kuki.co.jp/max_a/VINFO/9910/MAXS2173.HTM
Super Popular Series " Illegal Tits Violation"Version 5 debut!! Violently indecent explosive tits. Very embarassing teasing, Azusa's hard tits are about to explode! Super erotic body becomes sex toy. This is highly recommended hard flim!!
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AYA ANDO: HORNY ANIMAL WITH GREAT TITS (Starring Aya Ando, of Course) http://xxx.kuki.co.jp/bigm/VINFO/9712/BIBI07.HTM
Actors harass her with dirty words and make her cry. Once they start fucking her she makes louder noises and gets very wild!
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ARIA OF LOVELY ROUND EYES http://xxx.kuki.co.jp/ATLAS21/VINFO/9711/AT7A115.HTM
Tomomi's eye's are very beautiful. Sometimes she looks just like an ordinary girl and sometimes she looks like a nasty AV girl. Enjoy her debut title.
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SUPER ELITE GIRL JUST GOT TO HER HOMELAND http://xxx.kuki.co.jp/kuki/VINFO/9909/KUKT398.HTM
Mami has lived abroad for a long time due to her father's work. She is a super elite girl, who can speak English and French as well as Korean. Her hobbies include riding horses, swimming, playing piano. She uses French while she is gasping in pleasure!?
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-- and the Number one title:
OLDER SISTER-IN-LAW'S UNDERWEAR 7 http://xxx.kuki.co.jp/kuki/VINFO/9709/KUJF447.HTM
New face May Ishikawa has a very cute smile and a nasty body. How would you feel if you had an older sister-in-law like Maya? Her blowjob is exquisite.
Bonus:
Least alluring pose: http://xxx.kuki.co.jp/AVIDOLS/M/MATSUDA.HTM
- Jason Scott
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