It is with great joy that I pass on this short extract from the "Savage Love" sex advice column this week:
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I realize I'm too late for your " answering some personal questions " column, but if you could squeeze me in, I'd appreciate it. If you could have any three people alive today over for an intimate, leisurely, conversation-filled dinner party, whom would you invite? If you could have any three people alive today over for a wild sex party that would begin immediately after the dinner party, whom would you invite?
What I'm curious about--and I've put this question to all of my friends and most of my family--is if there's any overlap. Are you sexually attracted to the people you want to converse with? Or are these two groups distinct, separate, and unequal?
-Erotic Rights Over Sold
Dinner party: Paul Krugman, op-ed columnist for the New York Times ; Florence King, columnist for National Review ("Misanthrope's Corner"); and Katha Pollitt, columnist for The Nation ("Subject to Debate").
Sex party: Ashton Kutcher, star of That '70s Show ; Brian Standeford, lead singer of the Catheters; and Pontus Farnerud of the Swedish World Cup soccer team.
Okay, so there's not a lot of overlap, and I suppose that means I'm a desperately shallow person. In my defense, EROS, I would point out that Florence King and Katha Pollitt are both women , which disqualifies them from attending any sex party I might host. As for Paul Krugman, well, I've never actually laid eyes on the man. For all I know, Krugman is my type--skinny, tall, boyish, old enough to vote--but somehow I doubt there are many prize-winning economists out there who look like Ashton Kutcher. However, if Krugman does look like Kutcher, he's more than welcome to stick around after dinner.
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dd
PS: Good god is this guy in for a disappointment.
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