"WASHINGTON, July 17 — For all the talk of corporate scandal, one leading proposal for change — tightening the rules on stock options — was brushed aside in Congress this week, thanks in part to a powerful business lobbying coalition that has long fought to protect these rich pay packages." http://www.nytimes.com/2002/07/20/business/20LOBB.html
Anti-Spam Legislation Opposed By Powerful Penis-Enlargement Lobby
WASHINGTON, DC—Efforts to pass legislation restricting Internet "spam"—unsolicited mass e-mails usually for advertising purposes—are meeting with strong resistance from the nation's powerful penis-enlargement lobby.
"If this legislation passes, the government would, for all intents and purposes, be taking three to four inches off America's cocks," said Denny Garner, president of the National Association of Penis Enlargers (NAPE), speaking to reporters Monday. "For millions of poorly hung American men, spam is a vital source of information about penis-enlargement options, and our elected officials have no right to take it away from them."
Added Garner: "MAKE YOUR DICK BIGGER THAN A CLUB!!!" http://www.theonion.com/onion3825/anti-spam_legislation.html