----- Original Message ----- From: "Neil Gorman" <cornelius3 at earthlink.net> To: "Sam Damon" <damnedmp at yahoo.com>; "NCFJP" <NCFPJ-AntiWar at yahoogroups.com>; "Labor Rights Alliance" <LRA-NIU at egroups.com>; "Anne Groom" <groom13 at hotmail.com>; "Nike Gardiakos" <NIKHXPY at aol.com>; "Cassey" <wearecontrol at hotmail.com> Sent: Tuesday, June 25, 2002 2:08 AM Subject: [NCFPJ-AntiWar] new Lexus
> A lady bought a new Lexus. Cost a bundle. Two days
> later, she brought it back complaining that the radio
> wasn't working. "Madam", said the sales manager, "the
> audio system in this car is completely automated. All
> you need to do is tell it what you want to listen to
> and you will hear exactly that!" She drove out,
> somewhat amazed and a little confused. She looked at
> the the radio and said, "Nelson". The radio responded,
> "Ricky or Willie?" The lady was astounded. If she
> wanted Beethoven, that's what she got. If she wanted
> Nat King Cole, she got it. Stopped at an intersection,
> her light turned green and she pulled out. Off to her
> right, out of the corner of her eye, she saw a small
> sports utility vehicle speeding toward her. She
> swerved and narrowly missed a collision.
> "ASSHOLE......," she muttered. And, from the
> radio......"Ladies and gentlemen, the President of the
> United States."