This just in: Whire House Spokeperson Ari Fleischer has announced that the Bush administration has issued an amended version of its Axis of Evil, which now includes not only the original list (Iraq, North Korea, Iran), and the more recent additions of Cuba and Libya, but also Berkeley, Calif., Madison, Wisc., Ann Arbor, Mich., and Cambridge, Mass. "They're not really part of America anyway," Fliescher explained, "and they're filled with communists, terrorists, and students from Arab countries." Asked why the White House ommitted New Haven, Conn., from the list, Fleischer explained that adding the location of Yale University to the target list would harm annual giving.
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