O'Reilly: "I want to go to a gay bathhouse!"

[Peter K.]

That's the funniest thing I've read in a while. Why would O'Reilly
want to go to gay bathhouse so badly? To get or give a hummer?
I understand why he didn't but Savage really should have offered to
take him to one. Was O'Reilly just messing with Savage? He is
bonkers.
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O'Reilly pounced: "I want to go to a gay bathhouse!" he barked. "I
want to go to a gay bathhouse!" I was stunned. There I was sitting
across the table from the darling of the American right, and he was
shouting at me about wanting to go to a gay bathhouse. "If I want to
pursue happiness in a gay bathhouse, Mr. Savage, and go to the
bathhouse, OK, you can't stop me, according to your philosophy." I
didn't know what to say. If Bill O'Reilly wanted to go to a gay
bathhouse, who was I to tell him he shouldn't? "I want to go to a gay
bathhouse! I want to go to a gay bathhouse!" I told O'Reilly that he
was right, that my urge to close gay bathhouses was inconsistent with
my do-whatever-feels-good positions on drugs and other sexual acts.
"You win," I said, but really I was thinking, "Get me the hell away
from this guy before he shouts 'I want to go to a gay bathhouse!'
again!" Picturing real gay men in a gay bathhouse is revolting
enough, but Bill O'Reilly in a gay bathhouse? That could put a gay
guy off gay sex for the rest of his unnatural life.