Just search the archives on Yoshie "money shot" or Yoshie pornography or yoshie mackinnon or Yoshie and Dworkin and Yoshie and "sexual desire" and you'll see that you're wasting your time. She's humping your bust because you don't say it exactly as she does.
This is a start: <http://nuance.dhs.org/lbo-talk/0011/2168.html>
She has a lot of rilly rilly interesting things to say on the topic, stuff that would warm the cockles of your little heart. Most of it certainly doesn't sound as st00p as you've seen thus far. It's just that you're the latest chew toy to join the list, is all.
Kelley
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