>Your stand-up routine is channeling too much
>Cotton Mather and not enough Jerry Mathers.
>Gotta do funny, not nasty.
>
"Your very prosperity hurts you;
Your Adversary lays the Chains of Death upon you. . . .
Damn'd unto torments; must undergo a strange Punishment,
and a long one which is Reserved in a Future State,
for the workers of iniquity"
--Cotton Mather
"Gee dad; I have enough trouble stopping me from doing something wrong, much less keeping another kid from doing something wrong"
--Gerry Mathers as the Beaver
"Work, work all the night
While the stars are shining bright;
Work, work all the day;
I have got no time to play."
-- Paddy the Beaver