His goat-skiing schtick is just about the funniest thing I have ever heard..... *sigh*   Michael Pollak <mpollak@panix.com> wrote: <BLOCKQUOTE style="PADDING-LEFT: 5px; MARGIN-LEFT: 5px; BORDER-LEFT: #1010ff 2px solid"> On Thu 9 May 2000, Nathan Newman wrote: > I doubt this is real-- it sounds like the bogus anti-immigrant rant > attributed to George Carlin a while back. Unless there is a date and a > source for where it first appeared, It is real, but it's Larry Miller, who is listed as "contributing humorist" to the right wing Weekly Standard. The part Doug forwarded is part of a column he published in the Standard on 4/22/02. The full column is at: http://www.weeklystandard.com/Content/Public/Articles/000/000/001/161yaihr.asp Judginf from a glance at his other columns, this way of thinking is not at all a departure for him. Which is kind of pity because I remember liking his shticks 10 or 20 years ago better than I liked Dennis Miller's. Michael </BLOCKQUOTE> <hr size=1>Do You Yahoo!? <a href="http://rd.yahoo.com/welcome/*http://shopping.yahoo.com">Yahoo! Shopping</a> - Mother's Day is May 12th!