Crop Circles Appearing on People's Heads! Monday July 28, 2003, Weekly World News
"I Want To Have A Space Alien's Baby!" Friday July 25, 2003, Weekly World News
French Hid Saddam's Nukes Under Eiffel Tower Thursday July 24, 2003, Weekly World News PARIS -- French officials collaborated with Saddam Hussein to conceal his nuclear weapons from U.N. inspectors by hiding them in the last place anyone would ever look -- beneath the Eiffel Tower! CIA sources claim that at least 12 Iraqi nuclear warheads lie stashed in secret chambers below the famous landmark, placed there with the full knowledge and permission of French President Jacques Chirac. "Every day we uncover more information about how cozily in bed Russia and France were with Saddam...
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