> Brian wrote:
>
> "I hate to break this to you, buddy, but we _already_ have to jump
> through a lot of hoops to have sex. They're called "making conversation,"
> "being likeable," "paying for stuff on the date," "tolerating her idiot
> friends," and much, much more."
>
> If you guys really think that making coversation, taking a shower, etc...
> is too much trouble, why don't you just masturbate?
We already _do_.