[lbo-talk] Penile Invasions (was: Dull)

[Dennis Perrin]

When considering the abject conditions of marital or extramarital sexual
relations, one must keep in mind the political constraints which render said
relations, if not moot, then, as Jeremy Calter noted in his extensive study
of the economic aspects of the penis consensually entering the vagina, "The
Exchange Rate of Heterosexual Sex On The Open Market of Desire" (Page After
Page Press, 1981 -- "A veritable trove of charts, graphs, and explicit
photos that makes the sex/econ case stimulating to consider," Brigid Franks,
Mesquite Weekly Tattler, Apr. 25, '81, pg. 33), certainly empty, especially
when one recognizes the utter fallacy of supposed "consensus" between two
ostensibly "independent" actors, viz male and female (the same sex variable
has been touched on in "Reach Around And Discover" by Tim Jordaine, Ravage,
1988, and  "CLIT!" by the wimyns pierced pussy collective, Nine
Ceilings/Eight Floors, 1994).

As for anal sex, see Marcy Devin's "The Geography of Sphincterist
Determinism In A Post-Sexist World" (Quite Graphic Indeed Books, 1990) and
"Col. Timmons's All-Expansive Guide to Lower Intestinal Pleasure" (Dog's
Breath, 1987).

DP