(1.2.3.4) Bitchin' Camaro, Bitchin' Camaro! I ran over my neighbors Bitchin' Camaro, Bitchin' Camaro! Now I'm in all the papers
My folks bought me a bitchin' Camaro With no insurance to match So if I happen to run you down Please don't leave a scratch
I ran over some old lady One night at the county fair And I didn't get arrested Because my dad's the mayor
Bitchin' Camaro, Bitchin' Camaro! Donuts on your lawn Bitchin' Camaro, Bitchin' Camaro! Tony Orlando and Dawn
When I drive past the kids They all spit and cuss Cause I've got a bitchin' Camaro And they have to ride the bus
So you'd better get out of my way When I come through your yard Cause I've got a bitchin' Camaro And an Exxon credit card
Bitchin' Camaro, Bitchin' Camaro! Hey man where ya headed? Bitchin' Camaro, Bitchin' Camaro! I'm drunk on unleaded!
-- Michael Pugliese