[lbo-talk] Love Lump

[Kevin Robert Dean]

WARNING! Not safe for work....

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 From the website mission statement

A. Henry Ross

CEO, EroTech Industries
	

Friends,

Since the dawn of time, humankind has struggled with a great and tragic 
dilemma, one that has plagued us from the moment we began to try and 
understand our role on this vast and wondrous planet. Coming to terms 
with the our true nature as self-aware, yet animal beings has caused 
much suffering throughout the ages. In these days of uncertainty, one 
can become quite overwhelmed by the changes happening around us. 
Advances in technology in the past decade are setting a foundation for a 
new age of humanity, unlike any seen before. The possibilities for 
growth are astounding, yet we are still confined to this very real and 
organic vessel known as the Human Body.

Touch. The least understood of all the senses. From our time as infants, 
the sensation of touch is one that is forever linked to feelings of 
warmth, security and joy. We see, however, as we grow into childhood, 
more and more rules and codes are enforced upon this sense. We learn 
that there is a time and place for the exchange of physical affection, 
one that is shrouded in secrecy and shame.

In these difficult and complex times, we often forget that it is the 
health of the physical body that directly influences our mental "self". 
If we neglect the physical, and do not nurture it, we risk the chance of 
evolving into a race of the Unfeeling, indistinguishable from the cold 
steel machines that surround us more and more each day.

We at EroTech wish to provide a medium by which modern humans can 
indulge their physical selves, in a positive and harmless fashion. We 
believe in helping to create a world free from the pain of loneliness 
and frustration, which play such a prominent role in the modern human 
condition.

This is Our Mission.