> How many "love-based" marriages are born from a fear of solitude, of
> status rituals, of a preference for the familiar eccentricities of one
> rather than a full-range of oddities from strangers (a.k.a. dating),
> "This isn't love, but it's the best I can do," etc? Love happens. Ditto
> desperation and fear. But we'd rather not speak of them, better to say
> "love."
>
And now they have arranged marriages for your pets http://www.marryyourpet.com/
See how happy that makes them!