DoreneC
>>PMSubject: Brains
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>>A British doctor says, "Medicine in my country is so advanced that
>>we can take a brain out of one man, put it in another and have him
>>looking for work in 6 weeks."
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>>A German doctor says, "That's nothing. We can take a brain out of
>>one person, put it in another and have him preparing for war in 4
>>weeks."
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>>The American doctor, not to be outdone, says," You guys are way
>>behind. We took a man with no brain from Texas, put him in the
>>White House, and now half the country is looking for work and the
>>other half is preparing for war."
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