you took it awfully seriously! From Beetlejuice, my son's favorite flick when he was a six:
Betelgeuse: (ommercial advertising his services as a Bio-Exorcist)
Heehoo! Havin' trouble with the livin'?
You tired of havin' your home space violated? Wanna get rid of them
pesky livin critters once and for all? Well come on down and see me
folks, I'm the afterlife's leading bio-exorcist. Yes siree! So come
on down, and I'll tell ya, I'll do anything. I'll scare 'em real bad.
Hell, I'll even possess myself! (falls on ground and starts to shake
as if he's possessed)
Ow! (gets back up) I got demons runnin' all through me, all through
me, come on down and see it. <...>
(sings and dances) I'll eat anything you want me to eat and I'll
swallow anything you want me to swallow. (stops dancing)
So come down and I'll chew on a dog. WeeeeeHooooo!
Adam, interviewing Betelgeuse for the position of bio-exorcist:
What are your qualifications (for exorcising people)?
Betelgeuse:
Ah. Well... I attended Juilliard... I'm a graduate of the
Harvard business school. I travel quite extensively. I lived
through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that.
I've seen the Exorcist about a hundred and sixty-seven times,
and it keeps getting funnier every single time i see it... not
to mention the fact that you're talking to a dead guy... now what
do you think?!? You think I'm qualified?
From the Film Beetlejuice.
Kelley