> > > > The George Bush Song
> > > >
> > > > Sung to the tune: "If You're Happy And You Know
> > > It,
> > > Clap Your Hands"
> > > >
> > > > If we cannot find Osama,
> > > > bomb Iraq.
> > > > If the markets hurt your Mama,
> > > > bomb Iraq.
> > > > If the terrorists are Saudi
> > > > And the bank takes back your
> > > > Audi And the TV shows are bawdy,
> > > > Bomb Iraq.
> > > >
> > > > If the corporate scandals growin',
> > > > bomb Iraq.
> > > > And your ties to them are showin',
> > > > bomb Iraq.
> > > > If the smoking gun ain't smokin'
> > > > We don't care, and we're not jokin'.
> > > > That Saddam will soon be croakin',
> > > > Bomb Iraq.
> > > >
> > > > Even if we have no allies,
> > > > bomb Iraq.
> > > > From the sand dunes to the valleys,
> > > > bomb Iraq.
> > > > So to hell with the inspections;
> > > > Let's look tough for the elections,
> > > > Close your mind and take directions,
> > > > Bomb Iraq.
> > > >
> > > > While the globe is slowly warming,
> > > > bomb Iraq.
> > > > Yay! the clouds of war are storming,
> > > > bomb Iraq.
> > > > If the ozone hole is growing,
> > > > Some things we prefer not knowing.
> > > > (Though our ignorance is showing),
> > > > Bomb Iraq.
> > > >
> > > > So here's one for dear old daddy,
> > > > bomb Iraq,
> > > > From his favorite little laddy,
> > > > bomb Iraq.
> > > > Saying no would look like treason.
> > > > It's the Hussein hunting season.
> > > > Even if we have no reason,
> > > > Bomb Iraq.