Do you secretly browse Hitch fansites, partaking of Hitch, in the morning? Before work? What about when you're alone? Do you do it alone, to pass the time or bolster your courage? Have you ever passed out from browsing Hitch while mumbling, "dirty rotten...apostate...how could _I_ have....been fooled?" After you black out from a hitch-a-thon, do you wake up wanting to take in more hitch? Do you crave a hitch-fix at a regular time each day?
If so, you may be a Hitch addict
Otherwise, that bit about how 1. Saddam just thought he had WMD or 2. Pretended he had WMD, and so Iraq deserved invastion was a fuckin' hoot-a-thon.
Thanks.
kelley