> http://www.cnn.com/2003/US/03/19/bill.of.rights/index.html
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> WASHINGTON (CNN) --The FBI has recovered a valuable copy of the Bill of
> Rights that had been missing for 138 years, bureau sources said
> Wednesday.
This is another Life Imitates Onion moment...
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U.S. Capitol Cleaning Turns Up Long-Lost Constitution The Onion | 3-5-03
WASHINGTON, DC‹Lost for nearly two years, the U.S. Constitution was found Tuesday behind a couch in the Governor's Reception Room. "Wow, I forgot all about that thing," said U.S. Sen. Chris Dodd (D-CT), who found the historic document while vacuuming. "Nobody knew what happened to it. Guess it must've fallen back there during a meeting." After making the find, Dodd spent several minutes rereading some of his favorite old amendments.
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Chris