[lbo-talk] Next Survivor Series

joanna bujes jbujes at covad.net
Mon Nov 10 11:37:18 PST 2003


Apparently, this is making the rounds. I got it from my little sister.

THE NEXT SURVIVOR SERIES

Six married men will be dropped on an island for six weeks with 1 car and 4 kids each. Each kid plays two sports and either takes music or dance class. There is no access to fast food. Each man must take care of his 4 kids, keep his assigned house clean, correct all homework, complete science projects, cook, do laundry, etc. The men only have access to television when the kids are asleep and all chores are done. There is only one TV and there is no remote.

The men must shave their legs, wear makeup daily, which they must apply themselves, either while driving or while making four lunches.

They must attend weekly PTA meetings, clean up after their sick children at 3:00 a.m. Make an Indian hut model with six toothpicks, a tortilla and one marker And get a 4-year old to eat a serving of peas.

The kids vote them off the island, based on performance.

The last man wins only if he has enough energy to be intimate with his spouse at a moment's notice.

IF the last man does win, he can play the game for the next twenty years...eventually earning the right to be called "mother." _________________________________

I could do without the last paragraph. Also, where's the realism? Why doesn't the mom-guy also have a full time job?

Joanna



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