"One lousy day in the middle of the economic crisis, PM Mahathir was feeling extremely frustrated and wondering how a neighbouring country could be doing better than Malaysia. One of his aides told him, "I heard that their leaders consult Feng Shui masters to ensure prosperity for the country."
Dr. M thought that in that case Malaysia Boleh also, and called in the country's top bomoh to get his advice.
After reviewing the situation, the bomoh told Dr. M that there were two things that he must do.
Bomoh: Step No. 1. You must blame the crisis on SOROS.
Dr. M: But why?
Bomoh: Because SOROS stands for Speculate On Ringgit Or Stocks. You must blame him, and look for ways to control the ringgit and the stock market.
Dr. M: And the next step?
Bomoh: Step No. 2. You must get rid of ANWAR.
Dr. M: What? Why him?
Bomoh: Because ANWAR stands for A Nation Without Any Ringgit.
Dr. M: But how? That will be difficult as he is very popular.
Bomoh: Aiyoh, you bodoh! Just look at your name, MAHATHIR. Make Anwar Homosexual And Then Highlight It Repeatedly!"
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