flight to North Dakota. After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The cowboy asked for a whiskey and soda, which was brought and placed
before him.
The flight attendant then asked the preacher if he would also like a drink. He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by a brazen whore, than let liquor touch my lips."
The cowboy then handed his drink back to the flight
attendant and said, "I didn't know we had a choice."
===== ***************************************************************** "Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity."
Albert Einstein
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