<!DOCTYPE HTML PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional//EN"> <HTML><HEAD> <META http-equiv=Content-Type content="text/html; charset=iso-8859-1"> <META content="MSHTML 5.50.4611.1300" name=GENERATOR> <STYLE></STYLE> </HEAD> <BODY bgColor=#ffffff> <DIV>[Woke up this morn to this shit in my mailbox. I'm sure this is the tip of anti-Arab hatred in cyberland. I post it here as a head's up -- and don't fret, I told the fucker off who sent it. DP] <BR></DIV> <DIV>Subject: Life AS A MUSLIM ?????????? </DIV> <DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2></FONT> </DIV> <DIV>Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide.  Let's see now... </DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>No Jesus, No Wal-Mart, No television, No cheerleaders, No baseball, No </DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>football, No basketball, No hockey, No golf, No tailgate parties, No Home Depot, No pork BBQ, No hot dogs, No burgers, No  lobster, No shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks, No gumbo, No jambalaya. </DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>Rags for clothes and towels for hats.  Constant wailing from the guy next-door because he's sick and there are no doctors.  Constant wailing from the guy in the tower.  No chocolate chip cookies.  No Christmas. More than one wife. </DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>You can't shave.  Your wives can't shave.  You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning camel dung. </DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times.  Your bride is picked by someone else.  She smells just like your donkey.  But your donkey has a better disposition. </DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better! </DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>I mean, really, is there a mystery here?</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>This email was cleaned by emailStripper, available for free from <A href="http://www.printcharger.com/emailStripper.htm">http://www.printcharger.com/emailStripper.htm</A></DIV> <DIV><FONT color=#448593><B>__________________________________________________________________</B><BR></FONT></DIV></BODY></HTML>