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<DIV>Just out in Steve Perry's City Pages.</DIV>
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<DIV>The tantalizing open:</DIV>
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<DIV><B>Bright spring afternoon.</B> Hitch and I spend it in his fave D.C. pub
just down the street from his spacious apartment. At the long polished bar, he
sips a martini, I swig Tanqueray on ice offset by pints of ale. The pub's TV is
flashing golf highlights while the jukebox blasts classic rock. We're chatting
about nothing in particular when the juke begins playing "Moonshadow" by Cat
Stevens. Hitch stops talking. His face tightens. Eyes narrow. I know this
look--I saw it on <I>Crossfire</I> when he nearly slugged a Muslim supporter of
the Ayatollah's fatwa against Salman Rushdie. I saw it during a Gulf War panel
discussion at Georgetown when he responded to some pro-war hack with a precision
barrage of invective, followed by the slamming down of the mike, causing a brief
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<P>And here it was again.
<P>"No," he said, shaking his head, exhaling Rothman smoke. "No--get rid of
that!"
<P>Bartender asks, "Excuse me?"
<P>"Get rid"--gesturing to the music in the air--"of that."
<P>"Can't. Someone played that song."
<P>"Well, fuck it then."
<P>Don't know if Hitch is serious. Yes, his anger about the fatwa is real and
understandable. And the fact that the former Cat Stevens, Yusef Islam, endorsed
the mullahs' death sentence clearly enraged him. But getting shitty over
"Moonshadow"?
<P>"You know," I say, "Yusef Islam renounced everything about his past. He hates
Cat Stevens more than you do. He gave away or destroyed all his gold records. If
you really want to show your disgust for him, embrace Cat Stevens. Play his
stuff loud and often. Whistle 'Peace Train' or 'Oh Very Young' when you pass the
local mosque."
<P>Hitch listens, head down, fresh Rothman lit.
<P>"No. Never. Fuck them both."
<P>"Moonshadow" ends. Pat Benatar--or was it Whitesnake?--takes over, and we
resume drinking. </P>
<P>DP</P></DIV></BODY></HTML>