>I wonder if Don Diebel has a shot at Secretary of the Interior.
>
>http://www.enotalone.com/print.php?pa=58
Dunno, but it might work with abstinence promotion:
> Let me explain - Well, I've got a friend that uses what I call,
>"The Puppet Method" to meet single women in nightclubs. Here's how
>he does it:
> * First, you will need a hand puppet. You can buy them
>at your major toy stores such as Toys R Us.
> * Bring your hand puppet with you to a nightclub where
>there are lots of single ladies.
> * When you see a girl that you're attracted to,
>approach her and tap her on the shoulder lightly with your puppet
>and when she turns around raise your hand puppet towards her face
>and say something like this with your puppet, "Hi beautiful, would
>you like to dance with me?" Move your puppet up and down with your
>hand as you are saying your script just as if the puppet was really
>talking. And be sure to talk in a real silly voice.
> * What happens next? She's going to die laughing and
>think that you are so funny. Plus, you will make a very favorable
>impression on her because women love a guy with a sense of humor.
>And, of course, she will most likely dance with you.
>
> I know this method of meeting single women seems a little silly,
>but try it. It works like a charm for my friend and it can work for
>you too.