[lbo-talk] bonobos in danger!

Doug Henwood dhenwood at panix.com
Wed Dec 15 15:17:19 PST 2004


[from popbitch]

>> Save The Bonobo! <<

Randy fuck-monkeys face doom

St Augustine claimed that humans were the only

animals who had sex for pleasure. But he didn't

know about the randy pygmy chimpanzees known

as Bonobos. Much like members of Blue, Bonobos

have sex to alleviate tension, solve arguments,

or simply celebrate a good meal. (The average

copulation lasts 13 seconds). It's not all

straight sex, either. There are gay and lesbian

bonobos (practicing "penis-fencing" and

"genito-genital frotting", respectively). Also,

much like Michael Jackson, the Bonobos enjoy

sex with their young.

Sadly, only 10,000 of the little fuckers are left

in the Congo, and they are now in danger of

extinction. Bonobos are, genetically, humankind's

closest relative: they share 98.5 percent of our

DNA. So in the spirit of kinship, we should help

our fuck-monkey cousins. Email hello at popbitch.com

if you are willing to adopt a bonobo. (btw you

will have to have sex with it. They like to do

this every 90 minutes. On the plus side, it only

lasts for 13 seconds).

http://www.bonobo.org



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