--- Doug Henwood <dhenwood at panix.com> wrote:
> [from popbitch]
>
> >> Save The Bonobo! <<
> Randy fuck-monkeys face doom
>
> St Augustine claimed that humans were the only
> animals who had sex for pleasure. But he didn't
> know about the randy pygmy chimpanzees known
> as Bonobos. Much like members of Blue, Bonobos
> have sex to alleviate tension, solve arguments,
> or simply celebrate a good meal. (The average
> copulation lasts 13 seconds). It's not all
> straight sex, either. There are gay and lesbian
> bonobos (practicing "penis-fencing" and
> "genito-genital frotting", respectively). Also,
> much like Michael Jackson, the Bonobos enjoy
> sex with their young.
>
> Sadly, only 10,000 of the little fuckers are
> left
> in the Congo, and they are now in danger of
> extinction. Bonobos are, genetically,
> humankind's
> closest relative: they share 98.5 percent of
> our
> DNA. So in the spirit of kinship, we should
> help
> our fuck-monkey cousins. Email
> hello at popbitch.com
> if you are willing to adopt a bonobo. (btw you
> will have to have sex with it. They like to do
> this every 90 minutes. On the plus side, it
> only
> lasts for 13 seconds).
>
> http://www.bonobo.org
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