<blockquot>[A] great misfortune was to befall Chanukah. It fell near the Christian holiday of Christmas, and so when well-meaning Christians wanted to say something besides "Merry Christmas" to their Jewish friends, they grasped for the nearest holiday and said "Happy Chanukah". Jewish children saw the presents their Christian friends received and asked why they didn't get any, and so well-meaning Jewish parents started to give Chanukah presents. And slowly Chanukah began to dissolve and degrade into little more than a Jewish version of Christmas.
But we know that Chanukah is not the Jewish Christmas! No, we must reclaim Chanukah for what it is: a celebration of freedom, faith and miracles from G-d. And to do that, we create a new holiday, the Jewish Christmas. From this time forward, each year on the first Saturday after Christmas, Jews and Christians shall gather together and celebrate Jewsmas.
On Jewsmas, we decorate a house plant with colored lights, we eat fondue, and we play dreidel drinking games. On Jewsmas, we take gifts from beneath the decorated plant and give them to our Jewish and Christian friends alike. On Jewsmas, we drink Manischevitz wine with soda water. On Jewsmas, we celebrate the knowledge that Chanukah is not the goddamn Jewish Christmas, so leave it the hell alone!
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Cf. <http://www.chrismukkah.com/> -- Yoshie
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