[lbo-talk] Things to Do Before the Inaugural

BklynMagus magcomm at ix.netcom.com
Wed Dec 29 11:53:36 PST 2004


Things to Do Before the Inaugural

Have a nice clean glass of water

Cash that social security check

See a doctor of your own choosing

Spend quality time with your draft age child or grandchild

Visit Syria, or any foreign country for that matter

Get that gas mask you've been putting off buying

Hoard some gasoline

Borrow books from the library before they're banned...Constitutional Law books, for example

If you have an idea for an art piece involving a crucifix - do it now

Come out - then go back in - HURRY!

Jam in all the Alzheimer's stem cell research you can

Stay out late before the curfews start

Go see Bruce Springsteen before he has his "accident"

Go see Mount Rushmore before the Reagan addition

Use the phrase -- "you can't do that -- this is America"

If you're white -- marry a black person, if you're black -- marry a white person

Take a walk in Yosemite, without being hit by a snowmobile or a base- jumper

Enroll your kid in an accelerated art or music class

Start your school day without a prayer

Pass on the secrets of evolution to future generations

Learn French

Attend a commitment ceremony with your gay friends

Take a factory tour anywhere in the US

Take photographs of animals on the endangered species list

Visit Florida before the polar ice caps melt

Visit Nevada before it becomes radioactive

Visit Alaska before "The Big Spill"

Visit Massachusetts while it is still a State

Tip_Remember those silly houses of the 50's with bomb shelters in the basement?... FIND ONE!



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