cheers, jt. r
>Here's the plan my friend.
>
>
>1.) Get some new, seriously sharp suits.
>
>Hugo Boss, Armani, someone else a poor bastard like
>myself hasn't heard of. Even a total smacked-ass like
>Trump looks good in a suit.
>
>
>2.) Deny nothing. Gotta do it my man. Don't make the
>Clinton mistake and try to maintain appearances.
>
>Listen, let me tell you a story from my teen years - A
>good friend of mine was really into porn. All my buds
>and I made fun of him because of his collection. We'd
>come into his bedroom and the dude would be religously
>observing some porn on the big-screen teevee his
>parents foolishly bought for him. He'd be watching
>that porn like a sniper tracking his target. *Ha ha,
>you're a sick horny bastard!* we'd say. One day,
>we're making fun of him while a giant vagina is
>onscreen. He picks up the remote, mutes the sound,
>turns to us and says *yeah, that's right, I watch porn
>and I jerk off what else have you got to say!* That
>shut us right the hell up. He kept watching porn but
>we never said another thing about it.
>
>
>3.) Get a friggin haircut. Nuff said.
>
>
>4.) Be seen everywhere with a drink and a hottie.
>
>Gimmicks are good. Observe Chris Hitchens; he
>pretends he's some mixture of Dean Martin and George
>Orwell. Now, everyone knows, deep down, that guy's no
>Dean-o and certainly no Orwell but he's got a gimmick
>and he's working it. You do the same.
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