Have you noticed how all the tree-hugging, grainola-eating, latte-sipping, Volvo-driving, Nation-reading, gay-marriage-supporting, anti-war FREAKS all have CATS?
Liars. Frauds. Hypocrites. (tm Michael Kelly)
-- Curtiss
> Recognizing that kittens have whiskers, recognizing
> that whiskers resemble the aluminum tubes Iraq might
> have used as part of centrifuges for the creation of
> nuclear weapons for Al Qaeda, recognizing that these
> weapons would have given terrorists the ability to
> rule the world, setting up their barbaric capital on
> the radioactive ruins of Washington -- it is possible
> that reasonable people would have advocated the
> elimination of kittens from the face of the earth (or
> at least, Middle Eastern kittens).