[lbo-talk] Your Ann Coulter Comedy Moment: Kerry's Just A Gigolo

[Dwayne Monroe]

Lord knows I try to dislike Anne Coulter, but her material is so 
through-the-looking glass odd and, simultaneously,  coffee spittingly 
funny in a 'what the hell am I saying?' way that  I fall for her 
cheshire cat-like charms everytime.  Coulter's stream of 
un-consciousness comedy (unintentional I suppose - alas) never disappoints.

DRM

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Just a gigolo
Ann Coulter

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For over 30 years, Kerry's primary occupation has been stalking lonely 
heiresses. Not to get back to his combat experience, but Kerry sees a 
room full of wealthy widows as "a target-rich environment." This is a 
guy whose experience dealing with tax problems is based on spending his 
entire adult life being supported by rich women. What does a kept man 
know about taxes?

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Kerry is like some character in a Balzac novel, an adventurer twirling 
the end of his mustache and preying on rich women. This low-born poseur 
with his threadbare pseudo-Brahmin family bought a political career with 
one rich woman's money, dumped her, and made off with another heiress to 
enable him to run for president. If Democrats want to talk about 
middle-class tax cuts, couldn't they nominate someone who hasn't been a 
poodle to rich women for the past 33 years?

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full at -

http://www.townhall.com/columnists/anncoulter/ac20040129.shtml