Apologize beforehand for being too dense for words.
Joanna
Doug Henwood wrote:
> <http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0704/homoprevention.html>
>
> Is My Little Baby Going to Go Gay?
>
> Handy Homo Prevention Tips For Concerned Parents With Suspect Toddlers
> A parent can never act too soon in taking precautionary measures to
> ensure that their child will never become intoxicated with mommy's
> perfume and choose to devote his life to being a prancing homo. By
> being both proactive and willing to inflict welts for Jesus, you can
> beat Satan at his own sick game and prevent him from turning your
> impressionable child into an ugly, rotting twig in the family tree
> crying out for brutal pruning.
>
> Christian Doctors at Landover Baptist Hospital's Homosexual Reparative
> Extreme-Psycho-Stabilization Ward have put together a handy list of
> preventative tips for concerned parents with newborns or toddlers.
> Please print out these Godly reminders and pop them in your purse the
> moment your water breaks for handy reference.
>
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