http://www.motherjones.com/news/feature/2004/07/diddly.html
The Sometimes-A-Cigar-Is-Just-A-Cigar Cigar
... Sen. Rick Santorum (R-Pa.) has devoted much of his time recently to discussing exotic sexual arrangements-all while condemning them. Sitting with a female reporter, he lubriciously denounced "man on child, man on dog" sex. Santorum also gave a group of high school students more than they expected during a Capitol visit by detailing his views on "sodomy," and two days later he entertained a group of 16-year-olds from the National Youth Leadership Conference with more of his opinions on gay sex.
... Rep. Doug Ose (R-Calif.) proposed the Clean Airways Act, which will go down in history as the filthiest bill ever written: "As used in this section, the term 'profane,' used with respect to language, includes the words 'shit,' 'piss,' 'fuck,' 'cunt,' 'asshole,' and the phrases 'cock sucker,' 'mother fucker,' and 'ass hole,' compound use (including hyphenated compounds) of such words and phrases with each other or with other words or phrases, and other grammatical forms of such words and phrases (including verb, adjective, gerund, participle, and infinitive forms)." This phrasing was apparently necessary because the FCC had just OK'd the word "fucking" when used as an adjective and not as the indecent verb form-which apparently refers to some kind of sexual act that perhaps Rick Santorum can describe in detail to the next female reporter who happens by.
... Rep. Lee Terry (R-Neb.) gave out the wrong 800 number to constituents to provide updates on the Medicare bill. It connected callers to a sex chat line where a willing woman introduced herself: "Welcome to Intimate Connections."
... Rep. John Boozman (R-Ark.) let the domain name boozmanforcongress.com lapse, so that for a while visitors found themselves at a gay porn site featuring "the hottest studs on the Internet."
... Rep. Mark Foley (R-Fla.) has accused "Democratic activists" of smearing him as "gay." The confirmed bachelor, who is 48 years old, argues that his sexual orientation is no one's business. But John Parsons, the Republican state committeeman for Palm Beach County, has insisted on knowing if Foley has, you know, a refined interest in antiques: "By dodging the question, it makes him appear to be a homosexual to me."
and the cigar goes to...
Rick Santorum. When asked by GQ what he would say to one of his own children who admitted to having homosexual urges, he confessed, "I have temptations, as we all do, all the time, to do things we shouldn't do. Whether we have that disposition because of environmental factors, genetic factors, whatever, it doesn't mean you have to submit."