From: Doug Henwood
The daily themes for the Dem Convention
Tuesday: A Lifetime of Strength & Service Wednesday: A Stronger More Secure America Thursday: Stronger at Home, Respected in the World
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CB: Wouldn't penis envy be "hard, harder, hardest" ?
Carrol, isn't "dick" ok ( not "p") to say ?
Valeria sent me the following:
One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up to his wife, pinched her on the butt and said, "If you firmed up, we could get rid of your control-top panty hose".
While this was on the edge of intolerable, she kept silent.
The next morning, the man woke his wife with a pinch on each of her breasts and said, "You know, if you firmed these up, we could get rid of your bra."
This was beyond a silent response, so she rolled over and grabbed him by his"wackie". With a death grip in place, she said, "You know, if you firmed this up, we could get rid of the gardener, the postman, the poolman and your brother."