[lbo-talk] Another threat to Our Way of Life

Jon Johanning jjohanning at igc.org
Sat Jun 5 13:01:10 PDT 2004


This guy is armed (with a piano) and dangerous!

<www.nytimes.com/2004/06/05/national/05ANTH.html?hp>

A California psychiatrist wants to lower the Star Spangled Banner from B-flat to G to make the high notes easier for the masses to sing, but everyone is rejecting the idea.

Ashcroft needs to send a squad out immediately to pick this guy up, stick him in an undisclosed location, and give him the usual Bush administration anti-terrorist treatment until he sees the error of his ways. Doesn't he realize how much a change like this could shake the foundations of the Republic?

Jon Johanning // jjohanning at igc.org __________________________________ A sympathetic Scot summed it all up very neatly in the remark, 'You should make a point of trying every experience once, excepting incest and folk-dancing.' -- Sir Arnold Bax



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