Ronald Reagan, Still Dead: Party Like It's 1988?
We've heard rumors that an East Village bar is planning a party to celebrate the death of former President Ronald Reagan. Now, that's just in bad taste, people! How could you? And why haven't we gotten an invite yet? Please inform.
Since celebrity death comes in threes, maybe they'll hold off on the party until the "ailing" Margaret Thatcher and the apparently still-living Pope John Paul II meet up with Ronnie in hell?
[UPDATE: Eh, lighten the fuck up, people. I'll see you in hell, too.]