GREAT MOMENTS IN PERSEVERATION
ABC NEWS NOTE - At a hastily staged outdoor press conference following the event and pre-taped interviews with Univision and Telemundo, Kerry, who had not held an availability in three weeks, was asked about the criticism that his campaign staff does not include many Hispanics or Latinos. Kerry voiced his disagreement, explaining, "The first meeting I held after wrapping up the nomination was with the Congressional Black Caucus." The Senator listed four African-American congressmen and Revs. Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton as minorities involved in his campaign.
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John Kerry fell off of his bicycle over the weekend. . . When the police arrived, Kerry was well enough to give conflicting reports to the officers about what happened. - Jay Leno
Please explain to me why John Kerry sounds more dickish telling the truth than Bush sounds when he's lying? -Jon Stewart
Vice President Dick Cheney made a stop at a Wal-Mart today, Cheney said that Wal-Mart is a great American institution. Well, that's true, all the workers are Mexican and all the stuff's made in China. - Jay Leno