[lbo-talk] Available now for your purchase is the "Leader of the Free World" on eBay

[Michael Pugliese]

Available now for your purchase is the "Leader of the Free World" and the 
"Most Powerful Man in the World." That's right, this is your chance to own 
the President of the United States of America! This is the first time in 
history the purchase of a President will be available to the general 
public. Why let Big Business get all the perks? ...However, to offset these 
drawbacks, as an added bonus, the high bidder will also receive Vice 
President Dick Cheney! The man many believe actually runs the Presidency! 
While he has had heart problems, we're confident he's good for at least 
another four years if the money is right. And through this special offer 
only, he's available in two models: Condescending or Border-line Insane! 
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=4303174818&item=430317481
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Michael Pugliese