That reminds me of an old KGB joke. A bunch of Soviet government officials went on a bear hunting expedition. They were wandering through the woods all day but did not find any bears. Disappointed, they decided to go home, but then noticed that one of their colleagues, the KGB boss, is missing. So they started looking for him and after a while they saw him talking to a rabbit tied to a tree. "What the hell are you doing with that rabbit?" they asked. "Extracting confession that he is a bear" - answered the KGB guy.
PS. Is it me, or there are a remarkable similarities between the old Soviet apparatchiks and the Repug-run US government?
Wojtek