[lbo-talk] Re: more polls

frank scott frank at marin.cc.ca.us
Mon Nov 1 12:16:46 PST 2004


"Young Mobile Voters Pick Kerry Over Bush, 55% to 40%,"

those who use cell phones while driving went 60-40 for kerry, while those who picked their noses while driving were split evenly between bush and kerry...

no results yet on a poll of housewives who have sex with delivery men, nor business types who boff their secretaries...

the latter group is expected to trend heavily to kerry, now that clinton has campaigned for him...

later: polls of homosexual pro-lifers and drag queens who oppose same sex marriage..

fs



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