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KH4K GOTV ... MEETUPS TONIGHT!
by KH4K on November 1, 2004 02:59PM (EST)
Kerry Rallies His Base of Kerry Haters! Lukewarm, hostile supporters plan for big turnout Outpouring of ennui and fatalism.
Election eve teeth-gritting, nose-holding, morale-fabricating events in D.C. and New York to steel staunch KH4Kers for the coming four years.
FIND OTHER KH4Kers with print-out lapel tags!
* Meet fellow Kerry supporters who are just as unenthusiastic as you are!
* Compare stories about how terminally lame your candidate is!
* Figure out how you will try to avoid listening to him until 2008.
* Pretend to work up a semblance of enthusiasm to do what all KH4Kers know they must do on November 2.