[lbo-talk] Shots fired during the Presidential race

snit snat snitilicious at tampabay.rr.com
Wed Nov 3 07:31:48 PST 2004


gloating from a mushroom on another list:

These are great -- sort of "lines we would have liked to hear":

"Only someone who hates America could vote for a French-looking peace protester married to an African-American woman whose children were fathered by another man!"

"John is Theresa's *58th* variety, if you know what I mean."

"I can't say for certain if the bulge was a transmitter, but when we shook hands my fillings started playing Bachman-Turner Overdrive."

"A vote for Bush is a vote for at least four more years before a Bush twins Playboy pictorial."

"Say, have you seen the ads from the 'Alabama Guardsmen for Bush' group? Neither have I."

and the winner --

"Nearly 400 tons of explosives are missing from an Iraqi ammunition dump that this administration failed to secure. We can't even trust our president to take a dump!"

"We live under the Confederacy. We're a podunk bunch of swaggering pious hicks."

--Bruce Sterling



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