Remember when they used to have you include a self-addressed and stamped postcard with your work?
Ever get one these babies? What they do is stamp it with a rubber stamp and a check mark:
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Manuscript rejected ( X )
Due to the high volume of submission your manuscript can not be returned.
Thank you,
Churley W. Thankless, Editor in Chief Suckwad Asshole Publishers Inc. Butthole Suite 469 Jackoff Square, NY, NY 00001