[lbo-talk] black helicopters

[snit snat]

for a couple of weeks, now, three black helicopters have been patrolling 
the neighborhood, flying really low. I've been so busy with work, I didn't 
know that Big Dick is visiting right across the street. Now they are 
perpetually circling the joint with spotlights. Whoop whoop whoop. The 
road's blocked off--though, fortunately, I know the secret back dirt road 
into this joint.

My plan for quick cash. I'm going to go to ebay and auction off leaves that 
have been scattered by Dick's limo AND three different hurricanes. Proceeds 
to LBO. (this was actually an idea I entertained myself with, but now that 
I write it, maybe it's not a half bad idear?!)

LOBbers, for you, I will select a very special "snit also breathed on it" 
leaf, as well as a Promise tub of hurricane wind. Just send me your address 
and it's yours.

Also, I think I should take some of the more promising ones to a fortune 
teller and have her read the leaves to find any insights into what Nov. 2 
has in store for us. Then, we'll auction 'em off.

Snit--just sat for an hour listening to WMNF in my truck and trying to get 
home amidst all the @(%&@^)(!@ security around this joint!--Snat.

"one of the lessons of 1964 that conservatives learned was
that it was more important for voters to feel like they were
informed than to actually be informed. conservatives now have
several places where they can learn this lesson several times
a year."

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