speaking of the media:
http://www.boston.com/news/odd/articles/2004/09/02/turkish_man_squirts_milk_from_eye_92_feet/
Turkish man squirts milk from eye 9.2 feet By James C. Helicke, Associated Press Writer | September 2, 2004
"We're in a fucking stagmire."
--Little Carmine, 'The Sopranos'